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remember when everyone wanted to fuck that clock like 2 weeks ago. whered you clockfuckers go. what happened to you disgusting horrible clockfuckers. did you finally fuck your clock
boys seem better in theory
Boys are human beings. Your opinion on whether subsets of humanity measure up to your standards, while charming, is unwanted.
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.